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Man I’m Judgmental: Part II

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It’s been a really long time since I’ve written about one of my stances. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had plenty of unnecessarily bitter opinions about life’s trivial annoyances since blogging about the mutual disappointment Jenny and I felt when America selected Taylor Hicks as its Idol (not that we were wrong; does anyone even remember Uncle Taylor and the way he embarrassed the family by dancing on TV anymore?), but I haven’t had the motivation to put any of them down on paper until now. Lucky for you all, I’ve been back in California for just under two weeks and I’ve already become so irritated by the driving situation here that I’m ready to boldly publish my latest stance:

The cell phone law in California is fucking ridiculous.

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man i’m judgmental

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My roommate Jenny and I like to have stances on things.  For example, we recently decided that the premise of the movie “The Lake House” in which Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves fall in love even though they are *gasp* living two years apart, is fucking stupid.  That is, as we like to say, our stance.  We dont always agree of course.  For example, her stance on Myspace is that, like “The Lake House”, it’s fucking stupid, and here I am rather enthusiastically writing my very first MySpace blog.  However, I’ve decided that we dont have to agree on everything, just the most important things.  Like today we took the stance that the new American Idol is a huge douche bag.  Neither of us really watched the Idol this season, but one viewing of this tool’s new Ford commercial made it abundantly clear that America got it wrong this time.  Is America’s new pop icon really an old gray haired man in a blazer, dancing too aggressively around a Focus?  Buy a Ford?  Thanks dad, will do.  Now wait one moment while I throw my panties on stage.  Douche bag.  No one will ever top Kelly.  Thats our stance.