http://fortunefavorsthebrave.wordpress.com/2011/02/21/professional-blogger-mareas-guest-post
I’m mere steps away from being a famous travel writer.
http://fortunefavorsthebrave.wordpress.com/2011/02/21/professional-blogger-mareas-guest-post
I’m mere steps away from being a famous travel writer.
Marea Blue, famous writer, began her ascent to literary greatness with a series of fictional works of which she was also the illustrator. The daughter of a high school teacher, she had an unlimited supply of dittos available to her as a medium and would labor for hours on drawings with Spanish homework printed in faded purple on their opposite side. Her trademark images were of torso-less humans with long legs that seemed to grow directly from the underside of their heads. Most biographers consider this a subtle statement on the importance of the brain (logic) over heart (emotion), but less reputable writers from gay-interest magazines have also attributed this to Blue’s self-proclaimed status as a “leg man”.
Jenny’s US Weekly recently told me that my future wife Idina Menzel and her husband Taye Diggs are still going strong. I’m expecting her coming out announcement to rock Broadway any day now, but I am reluctant to report that I am not yet writing this as one of the paparazzi hounded halves of Mardina or Bluezel. Shockingly, I’m not dating any A-list celebrities at the moment, and frankly I’m becoming a bit anxious. It’s been nearly two years since the blog in which a younger, more brazen Marea claimed that her shitty job history would inevitably result in fame, fortune and a celebrity couple name fusion indicating an ultimate level of unearned Hollywood success.