Longer. Less funny. More bitter. Part II.

Jenny’s US Weekly recently told me that my future wife Idina Menzel and her husband Taye Diggs are still going strong.   I’m expecting her coming out announcement to rock Broadway any day now, but I am reluctant to report that I am not yet writing this as one of the paparazzi hounded halves of Mardina or Bluezel.  Shockingly, I’m not dating any A-list celebrities at the moment, and frankly I’m becoming a bit anxious.  It’s been nearly two years since the blog in which a younger, more brazen Marea claimed that her shitty job history would  inevitably result in fame, fortune and a celebrity couple name fusion indicating an ultimate level of unearned Hollywood success.  

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